Friday, September 8, 2017

#NewRelease #RomCom #KindleUnlimited - Let's Get Textual by Teagun Hunter

Title: Let's Get Textual
Author: Teagan Hunter
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: September 8, 2017
Kindle Unlimited

A wrong number is supposed to be just that—a wrong number.

Delete. Done.

Do not continue to text. Do not flirt.

A wrong number shouldn’t be the first person on your mind in the morning, or the last at night…and you’re definitely not supposed to talk them into buying a baby goat.

Because that would be weird.

When Zach Hastings and I get into a wrong-number mix-up, we don’t follow the rules. We keep texting and flirting, because he’s wicked funny and perfectly nerdy and a wonderful distraction.

I’m not looking for love, and Zach definitely had the wrong number.

But maybe…

Maybe he’s the right guy.

Delia: I fell asleep thinking of you.

Zach: Please tell me we’re about to sext.

Delia: The moment I woke up, I ran my hand down my chest between my bountiful breasts. I slowly dragged it across my flat stomach, goose bumps rising along my skin at the touch. It wasn’t until I was right at the opening of my white cotton panties that I decided I wasn’t going to touch myself because WE ARE NOT SEXTING, YOU PERVERT.

Zach: I hate you so much right now.


Delia: Did you really?

Zach: What do you expect? I’m a man, dammit! We like titties and goose bumps and white cotton panties and sex. YOU ARE EVIL.

Zach: Can we still sext later?

Delia: NO!

Delia: Maybe.

Delia: We’ll see.

Zach: Really?!

Delia: OMG NO!

Delia: ;-)

Zach: I am so confused, yet still slightly turned on.

Delia: Please stop telling me about your boner.

Zach: I will never not tell you about my boner. That’s not the kind of friendship I want.

Delia: You’re so weird.

Zach: And…

Delia: *rolls eyes* And I like it. I LIKE IT, OKAY?!

Zach: I know you do.

Delia: UGH!

Delia: FYI, I’m not sexting you. Ever.

Zach: But I’m REALLY cute…

Delia: Oh puh-lease. Every rando on the other side of the screen will say that shit. You need to prove it.

Zach: Geez, Delia, if you wanted a picture of me, all you had to do was ask.

Delia: I don’t want a picture because I’m not sexting you.

Zach: I’m sending you a picture anyway.


I’m scared as hell to push the download button—I mean, it could be a dick pic or something. I don’t think Zach is a douchebag, but you never know.

Screw it.

I bite my lip as I watch the circle spin and the image comes through.



Delia: You’re officially my favorite person ever.

Zach: Told you I was cute. ;-)

Delia: How did you know they were my weakness?

Delia: Also, will you please buy me one?

Zach: 1. EVERYONE loves smiling baby goats. That’s just science. 2. No.

Delia: Rebuttal… 1. Excellent point. 2. I think you spelled yes wrong. Y-E-S.

Zach: N-O.

Delia: I knitted you a damn PENIS POTHOLDER. Least you could do to repay me for my kindness is to buy me a baby goat. Don’t be a jerk, Zach. No one likes those.

Zach: Speaking of those potholders…when am I getting those? We live close. We could always meet…

Delia: You think you’re so slick.

Zach: Aren’t I?

Delia: No.

Zach: Well?

Delia: I’ll consider it, but later. I still have to ensure you’re not a creeper.

Zach: You’ll knit a man potholders but won’t give them to him? Who’s the jerk now?

Delia: Buy me that baby goat and we have a deal.

Zach: You play a tough hand, Delia.

Delia: Question is, will you win this round, or will I?

By day I’m a freelance cover designer. By every other free moment, a writer. I’m a Missouri raised gal, but I currently live in North Carolina with my US Marine husband where I spend my days begging him for a cat. I survive off coffee, pizza, and sarcasm. When I’m not writing, you can find me binge-watching various TV shows, especially Supernatural and One Tree Hill. I like cold weather, buy more paperbacks than I’ll ever read, and I never say no to brownies.


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